{Daily Updated} Joke Of Today In Hindi

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Joke Of Today In Hindi

Hindi joke of today

पूजा के समय
-
पत्नी ने पति से पूछा :-  सुनो जी
आपको आरती याद है न?
.
पति :-  हाँ ... वो पतली सी,
काली आँखों वाली सुन्दर सी, 402 में रहती है,
वही न?
.
फिर पहले पति की "पूजा" हुई । सत्यनारायण भगवान बाद में पूजे गए!
छोटू: तूने इतने छोटे-छोटे बाल क्यों कटवाए
?
मोटू: यार नाई के पास 3 रुपये छुट्टे नही थे तो मैंने कहा कि 3 रुपये के और काट दे
पागलो के अस्पताल के एक रूम में सभी पागल डांस कर रहे थे..
बस एक पागल चुपचाप बैठा था  . . .
डॉक्टर समझा,वो ठीक हो गया और पूछा तुम डान्स क्यों नहीं कर रहे?


पागल: अरे बेवकूफ मै "दूल्हा हूँ...!

आज  वो फोन पर बोलीं:
" क्या ...तुम हमें याद करत हौ ?"
हमनें कहा :
"पगली , याद करना इतना आसान होता तो बीकॉम में टॉप ना कर जाते..।।।।."
Hindi Jokes Of Today
क्या आप जानते हैं



मछली जल की रानी है

एक साधू से एक भक्त ने पूछा, " बाबा आप हमेशा ज़मीन पर क्यों बैठते हैं?"
.
. .
साधू ने बड़ी विनम्रता से बहुत खूबसूरत जवाब दिया:
. .
. . .
तुझे क्यों तकलीफ है

लड़की: मैं तुम्हारे प्यार में लुट गई,
बर्बाद हो गई,
बदनाम हो गई।
pappu: तो पगली मे कोन सा तूम्हारे प्यार मे कलेक्टर बन गया ।
पकौड़ी बेच रहा हूँ!

टीचर: तुमने कभी कोई नेक काम किया है?
पप्पू: हाँ सर.. एक बुजुर्ग आराम से घर जा रहे थे..
मैंने कुत्ता पीछे लगा दिया... जल्दी पहुँच गए.. 
टीचर : वो कौनसा डिपार्टमेंट है जिसमे
औरत काम नही कर सकती..???
:
पप्पू : फायर ब्रिगेड..
:
टीचर: क्यों ?
:
पप्पू : क्यूंकी औरतों का काम आग लगाना है
बुझाना नही....
एक आदमी मेडीकल-स्टोर पर
गया:-
'ज़हर दे दो भाई।
.
दुकानदार:-
'बिना पर्ची के नही मिल सकता।
.
आदमी ने 'शादी का कार्ड
दिखाया।
.
दुकानदार:-
'बस पगले रुलाएगा क्या
बड़ी बोतल दूँ या छोटी?
Wife : अजी सुनते हो,
अलमारी के उपर से वह बैग उतार देना...
मेरा हाथ छोटा पड रहा है !
Husband : तो जुबान से try कर ले,
वो तो बहुत लम्बी है ....
......
Husband ICU में है....
Frustrated 😡 Un-Employee:
मेहमान : और बेटा अब आगे क्या करेगा?



लड़का : कुछ नहीं बस आपके जाते ही बिस्कुट खाऊंगा, नमकीन तो आपने छोड़ी नही ।
अरे बेटा ये पैर में पट्टी
कैसी बांध रखी है क्या हुआ ,
कुछ नही अंकल बाइक से
 गिर गया चोट लग गयी है
ओह हो हो बेटा
"दवा-दारु" ले ली
हां अंकल गिरने से पहले
ही ली थी....

एक युवक ने सिगरेट का पैकेट  ख़रीदा
चेतावनी लिखी थी - धूम्रपान से दस्त हो सकते है।
वापिस दुकान पर गया "ये कौन सा पेकेट दे दिया भाई  !!!??
वो कैंसर वाला ही दे"

ऑपरेशन टेबल पर लेटा हुआ मरीज़ :
डॉक्टर साहब, हॉस्पिटल में कब तक रुकना पड़ेगा ?

डॉक्टर : ऑपरेशन ठीक हुआ तो एक सप्ताह...
नहीं तो आधा घण्टा !! ;)
बहस करने से रिश्ते कमजोर होते हैं
...
.



इसलिए जब भी कोई बात हो
सीधा थप्पड़ मारो*...

आज तक समझ नहीं आया कि
जब दिल मे कोई
हड्डी ही नहीं
है..😐
.
तो साला टूट
कहा से जाता है...? 
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Love is just love, it can never explained.
My real smile comes when I am with you.
Love is a policy, without terms and conditions.
There is no remedy for love, but to love more.
I'm much more me when I'm with you.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
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I don’t want anything from life expects you beside me.
To me, you are perfect.
I need you to need me back.
But you’re someones first choice.
The more I learn about you, the more I like you…
There is no one else more important than you.
Making memories with you is my favorite thing to do.

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I will love you till the end of time.
I am in love with you and this reality is far better than my dreams.
I can not stop myself thinking of you.
You are my whole world. Wherever I look I find your love.

Love Quotes For Her

These I love you quotes for her bring your heart to your partner, and express your deep love. These one-line quotes are sweet, cute and romantic which make your partner happy and smiley.


Don’t say a word. Let the silence from our hearts speak for us.
I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.
I am catastrophically in love with you.
I still fall for her every day.
I love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life.

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True love never dies; it only gets stronger with time.
I’m in love with you… and all your little things.
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One Line Life Quotes

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Only I can change my life..No one can do it for me.
Life is tough, But it's tougher if you're stupid.
Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.
The most important things in life aren't things.
Never give up because great things take time.
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I'm trying to be better than yesterday.
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Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
My life is full of unlimited possibilities.
You're a diamond dear, They can't break you.
Life is simple, it's just not easy.
Life is a one time offer, use it well.
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Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself.

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Life is Better with friends.
Only those who care about you can hear when you're quiet.
Friends become our chosen family.
Love is beautiful, Friendship is Better
Friends make the world beautiful.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things Alone.
A fabulous friendship multiplies the good in life.
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Unexpected friendships are the best ones.
Happiness is ... the privilege of friendship.
If you never had Friends... You never lived Life.
The bird...a nest, the spider...a web, man...friendship.

One Line Sad Quotes

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Tears are words the heart can't express.
Don't cry over someone that won't cry over you.
If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
pain makes people change.
I'm strong, but I break.
The pain of love will never stop
It hurts, but it's ok... I'm used to it.
I don't know what I feel anymore.
My heart finally said, "Enough is enough".
I'm slowly giving up.
You know my name, not my story.
I'm just sad and disappointed...
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings.
Life hurts a lot more than death.
I wish I was enough for someone.
I'll be okay...
Physically I am here... mentally I am far far away...
The fake " I Love You".
'forever' has 7 letters, but so does 'Good Bye'.
Dear pillow, sorry for all the tears.

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I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF
I wish common sense was more common.
Lazy rule: Can't reach it, Don't need it.
I'm not feeling very worky today.
You're cute, can I keep you?
Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Respect your parents.. they passed school without Google.
Out of my mind...Back in Five Minutes...
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I don't get older, I level Up
I'm fine, thanks for not asking.
Let's cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
Girls who can run in heels should be feared.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise.
Don't stop when you're tired, Stop when you are Done.
Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.
If you believe in yourself anything is possible.
Great things never come from comfort zones.
Nothing will work unless you do.
A goal without a plan is just a Wish.
Don't tell people your dreams, Show them.
Stars can't shine without darkness.
Don't wait for the right opportunity create it.
If you believe in yourself anything is possible.
Don't limit your challenges...Challenge your limits.
The expert in anything was once a beginner.
Excuses don't get results.
Fall seven times, Stand up eight.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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Be thankful for life
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Because they don't make noise,
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another day.
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 Life cannot be changed in a minute but 
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Accept your past without regrets handle
 your present with confidence 
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May your day be filled with moments that make you smile.
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Your life does not get better by chance,
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Every New Day Is Another 
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Even though the sun in out shining
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 Don't wake up with the regret of what you couldn't
accomplish yesterday. Wake up while thinking about what you will 
be able to achieve today.
Good Morning
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Faith makes all things possible
Love makes all things easy
hope makes all things work. 
Good Morning

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